Who says I cant get no satisfaction?
The Rolling Stones do. But theyre wrong.
Life gave back today in a spiteful way. It rang glory.
I watched an almost full episode of Sex in the City.
Apparently only southern gals wear scrunchies.
If only basketball could have went into overtime....
My cat got himself stuck in a very high place throughout the house and cant get down.
Im not helping. He chose that spot.
Pills or Coffee?
Whichever one is less expensive at this point.
Extravagant morning begins at 10:20 at the Museum of Art.
I should purchase a camera. Nikons are sufficient.
P90? Yeah ill have 2 of those. One for leisure, the other for the private investigating career I plan on starting...
I should brainstorm that idea to reality television.
Nobodies are somebodies. Befriend one. (Dont include yourself)
Earth is 93 million miles away from the sun. Think about how many charity 5k's one would have to run to achieve 93 million miles....
First conceited post? Check!
